What they don't want you to know is that many gay couples, though married, civilly unionized, or otherwise commonlaw are inviting guys over for threeways, playing around with other guys on the side, or engaged in all other sorts of sexual hijinks. Straights might know about Manhunt and Grindr, but they may not know about the underwear parties, undergroup orgies, bath houses, cruisey public rest rooms, steam rooms, cottages, tea rooms, video stores, parks, glory holes, and other assorted nooks and crannies where gay guys will go in their most desperate and horniest moments. I promise not to make you feel like less of a man for it. That's sort of like calling Bill Gates "rich" and expecting him to get mad about it. And if they're in the locker room or at the beach or even walking down the street, we're totally going to be checking them out. Do you have a dollar? You should hear when a Robyn song comes on at a gay bar. Yes, I don't speak for all of the homosexuals, but, come on, queen, try to tell me this isn't true!

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Cocksucker Is Not an Insult See the discussion about "power bottom" above, except the difference is, You can hardly go to a gay bar without running into one who is "hosting," doing a lip sync number, running a contest, or just generally harassing people. But if topping is like a merry-go-round, then bottoming is like the best fucking roller coaster you've ever been on in your life. Bottoming is fucking great. And if they're in the locker room or at the beach or even walking down the street, we're totally going to be checking them out. They also give me a headache and make me want to pass out. Not All Gay Couples Are Monogamous What HRC and other gay rights groups would like to sell the straight public is that gay couples are just like straight married couples. Some of my best friends are drag queens, and some of them put on great shows. It's like straight guys' obsession with girl-on-girl action, but in reverse. Also, many gay guys think straight guys are even hotter because they're so naturally butch and hard to get. I promise not to make you feel like less of a man for it. In many cases, they are. If they're hot, it's there—even for your boyfriend. Yeah, we may be married, but that doesn't mean we're dead or conforming to your rules. We don't want to have sex with you. There's some sort of shame about being a bottom, like it makes us less manly and that straight people won't take us seriously. Therefore, if you call us a cocksucker, it says something more about you than it does about us. Let's see if you still like us after this. If he was hot, gay guys will want to have sex with him. What they don't want you to know is that many gay couples, though married, civilly unionized, or otherwise commonlaw are inviting guys over for threeways, playing around with other guys on the side, or engaged in all other sorts of sexual hijinks. That's how we feel when you wig out pun intended over drag queens. And, yes, straight guys, let your lady stick a finger up there sometime, and you'll know what I'm talking about. Straights might know about Manhunt and Grindr, but they may not know about the underwear parties, undergroup orgies, bath houses, cruisey public rest rooms, steam rooms, cottages, tea rooms, video stores, parks, glory holes, and other assorted nooks and crannies where gay guys will go in their most desperate and horniest moments. Look at that screen! There are lots of guys who only like to bottom. Do you have a dollar?

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3 thoughts on “Straight guys do gay sex

  • Zuluzshura
    03.10.2018 at 12:37
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    It's amyl nitrite and it's sold as "room deodorizer" or "video head cleaner" or some other preposterous bullshit like that.

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  • Tora
    04.10.2018 at 08:18
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    Sure, a lot of this activity has moved online and subsequently into our homes, but there are still plenty of public sex to be had. It's amyl nitrite and it's sold as "room deodorizer" or "video head cleaner" or some other preposterous bullshit like that.

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  • Tekazahn
    09.10.2018 at 04:16
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    Therefore, if you call us a cocksucker, it says something more about you than it does about us.

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