But what the uninitiated might not realize is that time is of the essence. It means give her a snack before you leave for the restaurant. But it soon progresses to things like leaving the basement door open in 5-degree weather and freezing the entire bottom floor of the house while simultaneously leaving us susceptible to a home invasion. But whatever the craving, one of the unmentioned side effects of pregnancy is YOUR weight gain. You become increasingly irrelevant as the pregnancy wears on, but the 37 pillows — including that godforsaken full-body pillow — become absolutely vital nighttime companions. You have a week window where her sex drive returns early in the second trimester.
But whatever the craving, one of the unmentioned side effects of pregnancy is YOUR weight gain. I knew MJ was pregnant and pregnant women gain weight. In my mind it was just nature progressing and running its course, and there was nothing more beautiful. Failure to give that woman snacks will result in extreme bitchiness at best, and bodily injury at worse. Feed that woman immediately or she will eat your fucking face. Pregnancy Brain is legit. Their bodies are growing, stretching and changing to accommodate said life. Seriously, just think about you complaining and what her response will be. Unfortunately, my pregnant wife does not appreciate my unique brand of humor whilst carrying our little parasite around in her stomach. And then again when you get in the car. Some sort of memory foam or pillowtop deal that makes you feel like 1, little angels are massaging you as you fall asleep every night? The first trimester is by far the worst. And for whatever reason, that sticks in her craw something fierce. Here are the 13 most important things to remember. And while some of that still applies, all bets are off when it comes to food. But the fact remains, pregnant women are L-A-Z-Y. Mainly because we inevitably partake in her cravings and all the extra junk food results in a spare tire. Instead, she brings them into the kitchen and puts them a foot away from the sink. It means give her a snack before you leave for the restaurant. I try not to let MJ open doors, carry groceries, pick up heavy objects, etc. Get Ready to Gain Weight Notice how all the topics so far have involved food? Case in point, a disturbing trend has emerged in the Daddy Files household the last few weeks. But after the first times I said it, she snapped on me. Yes, the guys gain weight too. But it soon progresses to things like leaving the basement door open in 5-degree weather and freezing the entire bottom floor of the house while simultaneously leaving us susceptible to a home invasion.
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