A moments hesitation will land you in the dog house. They all cost the same'. I shall tell it, jump into my coffin, pull the lid over me, and say, 'Do what you like now'. I think maybe my wife's negative thoughts are interfering. You look a lot, um, less sexy without the burqua. A charming woman is one who notices me. I say, 'I already have a good one. At least that's what I thought until I got kazaa

Sex and the city quotes that makes you laugh


Is there any chance you could drop me off at the methadone clinic on your way back into town? Only too much is enough. Or something like that. But we didn't order any pizza, and you forgot the pizza anyway. Never say anything, unless you're sure everyone feels exactly the same way you do. By and large, it's all been tried, and if it's really new, it's probably illegal or dangerous or unhealthy. Dad's dick tastes like blood. That's the American way. But instead it was dark and disturbing, like that movie Police Academy. Every time anyone does anything doggy style, you see a butthole. I'm just a big toasty cinnamon bun. I think that's cruel toward women. Why don't we just cuddle? I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals faaahlaaayming. Look at the drive that people have to get sex—to dress like this and get a haircut and be in the club in the freezing cold at 3 a. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. Why is God punishing you? If you say he's supporting child porn, then you should follow the money and jail those responsible for creating it. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is. But when u mess up it hurts The whole freakin' system is out of order! Just give me some inner peace, or I'll mop the floor with ya! Then there was the awkward silence as he got dressed and left. Everyone agreed, from aardvarks to zebras. We just grow horny. Thanks, I had a great time. A charming woman is one who notices me.

Sex and the city quotes that makes you laugh

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4 thoughts on “Sex and the city quotes that makes you laugh

  • Doujin
    30.08.2018 at 21:56
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    So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality. Making love is what I wanna do after you've been nice to me.

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  • Bagis
    08.09.2018 at 09:15
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    God must have been a Republican.

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  • Digis
    17.09.2018 at 00:15
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    Is that an optical illusion?

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  • Kagarn
    20.09.2018 at 16:12
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    Sorry about the whole get-drunk-and-screw thing. You look just like Ernest Borgnine, even in that dress!

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