They're hard to get started, they emit noxious fumes, and half the time they don't work. Why do men prefer blondes? What do you call a Guy who Masterbates more than twice a day? Why are women so irritable? The guy on the 3rd floor got pissed-off and ran down to the ground and started yelling at this guy, "You idiot, I was trying to tell you I needed a hand saw. And when was the second time?
They have over of them. Without her, man is nothing. They say that women are too judgmental, while, of course, men are just grateful. Both are easy to get, cheap, and unreliable! Because not one will stop and ask for directions. How does a man show he's planning for the future? A man asks his wife during a 25 marriage anniversary: What's a man's definition of a romantic evening? They have a lot of data but are still clueless. What did the elephant say to the naked man? When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose. So their brains can get some oxygen now and then. One day a construction worker left the job a little early, and when he got home he found his wife in bed with another man. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door, and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced. A boy has SWAG. It changes their DNA. What is the difference between a glass of wine and a man? He buys two cases of beer instead of one. Put a naked woman and a six-pack in front of him. How are husbands like lawn mowers? So what's the problem? How many men does it take to open a beer? Why do doctors slap babies' bums right after they're born? One to screw in the bulb and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part. What do you call a group of men waiting for a haircut?
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