Mainly because we inevitably partake in her cravings and all the extra junk food results in a spare tire. Pregnancy Brain is legit. But the fact remains, pregnant women are L-A-Z-Y. Get Ready to Gain Weight Notice how all the topics so far have involved food? Case in point, a disturbing trend has emerged in the Daddy Files household the last few weeks.
Their bodies are growing, stretching and changing to accommodate said life. Seriously, just think about you complaining and what her response will be. But it soon progresses to things like leaving the basement door open in 5-degree weather and freezing the entire bottom floor of the house while simultaneously leaving us susceptible to a home invasion. The first trimester is by far the worst. Mainly because we inevitably partake in her cravings and all the extra junk food results in a spare tire. And while some of that still applies, all bets are off when it comes to food. Which leads me to my next point… 5. It means give her a snack before you leave for the restaurant. Failure to give that woman snacks will result in extreme bitchiness at best, and bodily injury at worse. I knew MJ was pregnant and pregnant women gain weight. So watch your step. In my mind it was just nature progressing and running its course, and there was nothing more beautiful. You become increasingly irrelevant as the pregnancy wears on, but the 37 pillows — including that godforsaken full-body pillow — become absolutely vital nighttime companions. Feed Her Constantly Everyone knows food is important to pregnant women. But what the uninitiated might not realize is that time is of the essence. You have a week window where her sex drive returns early in the second trimester. They swell up to gargantuan sizes, literally breaking bras at the seams and popping off her chest in a fit of Playboy glory. Here are the 13 most important things to remember. Moreover, all of the coffee cups are half-filled and every bowl has a ton of soggy cereal remaining in it. Feed that woman immediately or she will eat your fucking face. Instead, she brings them into the kitchen and puts them a foot away from the sink. Get Ready to Gain Weight Notice how all the topics so far have involved food? Pregnancy Brain is legit. But whatever the craving, one of the unmentioned side effects of pregnancy is YOUR weight gain. Yes, the guys gain weight too.
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